Not-So-Normal Mom

Oh......It was soooooooo fun! We went to a dinner show that was set up like a wedding and a reception. The audience sits at reception tables and participates like guests. The show was an Italian wedding complete with Grandma Loni and a Italian mom with a giant ass! All the guys were named Tony and Louie and the girls all had teased hair. It was great! It was all the things you don't want at your wedding. The bridesmaids carried their purses down the aisle (all mismatched, animal print and neon) and one of the groomsmen had a Boston Red Sox emblem on a chain around his neck. The bride tripped going down the aisle, and the ex girlfriend showed up in a 2 inch mini with fishnets. It was great and I was shnookered! We all did the chicken dance, Dancing Queen, and the electric slide. My maid of honor and I got a lap dance(clean) by the groomsmen! It was sooooo funny! Then, we went driving around downtown in a convertible that was decked out for the occasion. After that, we went to my MOH's house for our slumber party! I really did have a great time and I'm so glad that it was just the 5 of us. It was a perfect amount of people, we all fit in the convertible! I haven't talked to the girls from the coffee cart since before the bridal shower and none of them have made an attempt to contact me. It's all good, baby! No love lost. It's kind of like I now know where we all stand with each other! Anyways.....Only two and a half weeks until the wedding!!!!!! Just around the corner! Oh, and I graduate next Friday!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!
Peace Out,
Mom

Okay,so I had my bridal shower on Saturday, and I really had a great time. The women were all fun and they decorated beautifully!!!! But, the bitches from the coffee place(see link) that my fiance owns never showed. I worked there for years and I thought they were my friends. They all RSVPd to my sister, and only one called at the last minute to say she had too much homework. Give me a break. I don't like too many women and this just reinforces my dislike for females. It really hurt me. I don't usually get hurt that easily, but I was really let down. I guess mostly because I really thought I could count on them being there. I know I'm hurt more than pissed because I can't even bring myself to yell at them. I just well up when I think about it. I guess it shouldn't bother me so much. I should be concentrating on the good things and just let it go....Three and a half weeks until the wedding!!!!!

My 20-11th birthday was last friday and my wonderful man gave me an engagement ring! It's soooo pretty! It's just what I wanted!!! We are getting married in one month and I am getting super anxiety-ridden. I am not at all worried about getting married...I am worried that the wedding won't go perfect. I know that is totally stupid because there is no way that it will go off without something being off. I just want it all to come together. I am an over-planner, and I keep worrying that I have forgotten something! AHHHHHHHH! I really do think it will be beautiful, I want everyone to have a good time and feel comfortable. That will be interesting. I have been doing all the planning myself, with the help of my mom and bridal party. Now, on the final stretch, his family has offered to help. Since I asked them months ago for help, to no avail, I am laughing to myself. I don't want their help. Now its like a challenge to prove that I can do it myself, ya know???? I have sooooo much going on in the next month! I am aslo graduating from college on the 27th. Woo Hoo!!!! Everything is going pretty good.......